Soggy Seattle homecoming
They held extra rain in the sky, Until I arrived in July, A serious bummer, Because in the summer Seattle should be warm and dry. Did you guys save this rain just for me? You… Soggy Seattle homecoming
Cogito, ergonomic sum
Cogito, ergonomic sum: I sit up, therefore I am…not going to a back doctor. (Before and after photos for this one can be found below, on the website.) My Dad had a terrible slouch, As… Cogito, ergonomic sum
Monkey business
The ape that is called the baboon Is hairy, and sings out of tune. He’s not very tall His legs are quite small, But his arms, they could reach to the moon. This one has… Monkey business
An unlucky pea
There once was a small black-eyed pea Who said, “I just wanna be me.” So a southern gourmet Cooked him up New Year’s day And we ate him with gusto and glee. If you haven’t… An unlucky pea
A limerick containing Dad's favorite phrase
There once was a fellow named Hank Who said, “Let’s be perfectly frank “This party’s OK But, please, don’t say ‘birthday’” “POO POO!” cried the guests, as they drank In honor of my Dad, who… A limerick containing Dad's favorite phrase
Controversial topic (but a good rhyme!)
Agnostic folks share a proclivity For secular Christmas activity. They’ll party all day, Not bother to pray, And prob’ly eschew the Nativity. This was the first limerick I submitted to the OEDILF. I wasn’t trying… Controversial topic (but a good rhyme!)