When you get on the dull workday lift, Where you always give strangers short shrift, Just this once, say hello, And then see how things go, It’s the day to give strangers that gift. Friday,… Meps on KCBS for National Talk in an Elevator Day
For readers who must save a tree, There’s now an e-Book, and it’s free, It’s a little bit newer, And the drawings are fewer, But you’ll find that it still sounds like me. The Kindle… The Autographed E-Book
I am glad to have worldwide acclaim, In the self-published, dog-eat-dog game, It’s my title, thank god, That is prize-winning odd, Not my writing, my looks, or my name. I don’t know whether to be… Candy. Crushes. Competition.
Strangers Have the Best Candy relies On its title to catch readers’ eyes, Now the Guardians claim, That it’s found worldwide fame, And it might win the Diagram Prize. I woke up on Saturday to… Oddest book title in the world?
I have picked up another used car, For the orange one would not go as far, As it needed to go, In the rain, ice, and snow, That’s between “way up here,” and “down thar.”… Book-Marketing Mobiles
I hope to see your smiling faces in Ballard tonight, sometime between 6 and 8 pm. If the rain stops, we can make Happy Spots on the sidewalk in front of the store! If it… Sweet Strangers in Ballard
Rows of books on the shelves should allay, My immense fears of failure each day, For an author like me, Published each one, you see, And I hope my book joins them — by May!… Sitting in the Library