Strangers Have the Best Candy relies On its title to catch readers’ eyes, Now the Guardians claim, That it’s found worldwide fame, And it might win the Diagram Prize. I woke up on Saturday to… Oddest book title in the world?
I have picked up another used car, For the orange one would not go as far, As it needed to go, In the rain, ice, and snow, That’s between “way up here,” and “down thar.”… Book-Marketing Mobiles
When I opened the trunk, I went “Eek! “I can’t keep my books dry with this leak!” So I sold that orange car, With its built-in “wet-bar,” As a feature — no charge for “unique!”… What'll ya have?
I told David that dance was my thing, So he showed me some waltz and some swing, Then a man with big shoes, Gave me a touch of the blues, Now the limp gives my… Anti-Social Dance
With my sweetie, I’m Ohio-bound, But the pilot can’t get off the ground, It’s my little orange book– Forty-seven, I took, And each copy weighs only one pound!
It’s been eleven years since I quit, And I miss all my friends, I admit, But when you read my book, You will see, I forsook Corporate life for a much better fit. This is… Let's do lunch!
I hope to see your smiling faces in Ballard tonight, sometime between 6 and 8 pm. If the rain stops, we can make Happy Spots on the sidewalk in front of the store! If it… Sweet Strangers in Ballard
We’re chicken-sitting in Seattle again! Here’s a little limerick, inspired by our feathered charges: There once was a hen known as Nancy, Who lived in a coop — nothing fancy, She wanted to travel, But… Chickening Out
Way back in 1964, The stork dropped me at the front door. Now that I’ve turned fifty, I think that it’s nifty, That Mom said, “Please bring me one more!”
I had hoped to escape from the pain, For their bites drove me nearly insane, But I got no relief, From the gnats with big teef, Those no-see-ums were chasing my plane!