12-23-2012 UPDATE: The guest limericks just keep pouring in. Do you have one for us? 12-19-2012 UPDATE: Make that three guest limericks! Two guest limericks, from opposite corners of the USA, were inspired by the… Everyone loves our junk
The Flutterby yes it will splash After a copious infusion of cash The Meps and the Barry Will sail her (hail Mary!) As she takes on a seaworthy dash. This one is a guest limerick… It just takes a little money (a guest limerick)
A mysterious text message showed up on my cellphone yesterday: There once was a gal named Meps Who passed the awesomeness test She has a birthday And all I can say May it be one… He's got my number
My poor brain’s going nuts, it’s frenetic As I run though the words, alphabetic. But this thing that I do, Well, my Dad does it, too, So my gift — or my curse — is… The gift that keeps on giving
I had an amazing birthday this year, and two very special homemade presents. One was a birthday card hand-painted by my Dad (I had thought Dad was the writer and Mom was the artist!), and… Happy birthday to me (a guest poem)
My broken toe limerick got some funny responses. One friend, who will remain nameless, said he once dropped his underwear, tried to kick them to the laundry hamper, hit the wall, and broke a toe.… Toe's company
This is weird, but it’s happened twice! Out of the blue, someone sends me a limerick about a Julie when I need one for my sister of the same name. This one comes from reader… The Young Julie Schmulie
I hadn’t gotten any guest submissions in a while, when this appeared in my in-box and gave me a chuckle. It comes from R. Dennis Green, “a limerick-starved fan from Bethesda, MD who shares a… How to become president of my fan club
Here’s a guest submission from my brilliant friend Tara: To Arkansas went Henry’s daughter, So she could swim nude in hot water. But if there is a crowd Then it won’t be allowed ‘Cause they’ll… Skinny dippin' (a guest poem)
I’ve never tried to write a poem about myself. The only word that I can think of that rhymes is “adeps,” a synonym for lard. But I discovered yesterday that when properly lubricated (see my… What rhymes with Meps?