Look what the stork brought
Way back in 1964, The stork dropped me at the front door. Now that I’ve turned fifty, I think that it’s nifty, That Mom said, “Please bring me one more!”
Vintage 1913: Here's to Loraine!
“Now, I really don’t want to complain,” Said the birthday girl known as Loraine, “But that powerful twist Of the cap in your fist, Was a gift that upstaged the champagne!” ~ Although she asked… Vintage 1913: Here's to Loraine!
He's got my number
A mysterious text message showed up on my cellphone yesterday: There once was a gal named Meps Who passed the awesomeness test She has a birthday And all I can say May it be one… He's got my number
Making a birthday wish
On my birthday, I’d like to believe, That my brother, the one known as Steve, Will call from Above, And say, “Hey, I love you, and I’m coming back there, on leave!”
Jolly young Jill
I am sorry to hear, Smiling Jill, That your birthday’s no longer a thrill, All your friends think you’re great, And should still celebrate — You’re not old, you’re just over the hill. Happy Birthday,… Jolly young Jill
Popular Paablo
If your five hundred friends each could count, As one-tenth of your life, the amount, Is your age: FIFTY years! Dump some friends now, poor dears, Do the math — it’s an old-age “discount.” In… Popular Paablo
What do you hear under the boat?
There once was a lady named Jacqui, And her taste in small boats was not wacky. She knows quick as a jig, With her fine Freedom rig, She can rotate the wheel and yell “Tackie!”… What do you hear under the boat?
Happy Birthday, Kiddo!
The term “elderly” isn’t the word, For Da’oud, no, that’s much too absurd. Though his birthday’s today, If you asked, he would say, The word “youngster” is greatly preferred. This one is for my jeweler-artist… Happy Birthday, Kiddo!
It's (not) my party
There once was a lady named Donna Who said to her friends, “I’m not gonna Eat your candy and cake, I refuse to partake. Blow those candles yourself — I don’t wanna!” Happy Birthday, Donna!… It's (not) my party
Which is the younger sister?
Betcha can’t tell from the photos below. Happy Birthday to my favorite young woman in the whole world — you look awesome in that sweater! I’ve a beautiful sis, Julie S. And she’s older than… Which is the younger sister?