Book-Marketing Mobiles
I have picked up another used car, For the orange one would not go as far, As it needed to go, In the rain, ice, and snow, That’s between “way up here,” and “down thar.”… Book-Marketing Mobiles
Anti-Social Dance
I told David that dance was my thing, So he showed me some waltz and some swing, Then a man with big shoes, Gave me a touch of the blues, Now the limp gives my… Anti-Social Dance
Chickening Out
We’re chicken-sitting in Seattle again! Here’s a little limerick, inspired by our feathered charges: There once was a hen known as Nancy, Who lived in a coop — nothing fancy, She wanted to travel, But… Chickening Out
Some things bug me
I had hoped to escape from the pain, For their bites drove me nearly insane, But I got no relief, From the gnats with big teef, Those no-see-ums were chasing my plane!
Dangerous Critter
What is this in the road? It’s a critter, And although I slow down, I still hit her, As she crumples in pain, “She’s a bag!” cries my brain, So I snatch her and then… Dangerous Critter
Two wheels never fail her
There once was a practical sailor, Who went off to pick up some kale. Her Pink bike was too small, For fruits, veggies, and all, So she shopped with her bicycle trailer. The picture says… Two wheels never fail her
A bird was heard
“Oh, these masts are such pretty, tall things, I will sit here and dry off my wings,” But a cormorant’s big, When he sits on our rig, Unaware of the chaos he brings. We broke… A bird was heard
Weather or not
In Seattle, they rust, they don’t tan, So we hatched up a really cool plan: We’d fly north, bringing sun To the folks who have none, Then drive south, with the rain in our van!… Weather or not