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Light entertainment

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All our plans for the evening were made, When our friend, Ken, who crews on the Jade, Made us just chuck them all, For he gave us a call, And said, “Come on, be IN… Light entertainment

How the West was wet

As the day breaks, a beautiful hush Hangs o’er breathtaking fields, oh so lush, But this deceptive green, Is the most ever seen, For the rain’s turned the whole place to mush. Sometimes it’s the… How the West was wet

Pud muddle

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We were driving from Durham to ocean, When we happened upon a commotion. All the folks in a huddle, Had been stopped by the puddle, But it did not impede our car’s motion. I’d been… Pud muddle

Bovine political statement

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Here in sunny Nebraska, this morn There’s a steer who is feeling forlorn, He looks up and says, “Moo!” Which means, “Hi, how are you? I like grass, pleeeeeease don’t make me eat corn.” Driving… Bovine political statement

Claire's birthday present

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If you think that equality’s great, And you wish for a world free from hate, And you have curly hair, And your first name is Claire, Here’s your present! It’s just one day late. Claire’s… Claire's birthday present

Pitchin' and moanin'

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Now there once was a feller, McCain, And he took matching funds to campaign. Now Barack has the dough For his own TV show, Which makes baseball fans loudly complain. Speaking of complaining, Barry rolled… Pitchin' and moanin'